English Premier League

[Masqareda]

Tri dana poslije ovi i dalje o Arsenalu jbt

Simpatizere Projekta razumijem. Vec u listopadu im je postalo jasno da su nebitan faktor u svim takmicenjima pa im sad dosadno a Arteta im daje zabavu.

Treba gledat pozitivno. Ove godine nece biti potrebe da Maresca daje izjave kako su daleko od najjacih ekipa.

[IQ200]

Tri dana poslije ovi i dalje o Arsenalu jbt

Simpatizere Projekta razumijem. Vec u listopadu im je postalo jasno da su nebitan faktor u svim takmicenjima pa im sad dosadno a Arteta im daje zabavu.

Raduje nas borba projekta broj 1 koji traje 6 godina za drugo mjesto na tabeli. Bez obzira koliko mi bili losi samo smo dva boda iza vas. Ja ne znam kakvu vi sliku imate. Prvo Madueke koji se hvali toliko da sam imao utisak da je dosao Salah u Arsenal, a pogledas statistiku ima 0 golova i 0 asistencija. Pa sad i to da smo mi blizi vama nego vi Liverpoolu. Umisljeni navijaci crvenog projekta.

[let3]

Gorčinu zbog ispadanja iz CL koju svi osjećamo može djelomično ublažiti vijest da Wirtz prelazi u Bayern Minhen.

Koji si fakin, vazda po Sarmi

[JayCatwright]

bavarijo tužna li si

[armando]

Za sebe mogu reći da znam kad Uli uždrigne, ovakve vijesti su novost. Nastavi pratiti tu brokulicu i redovno nas uveseljavaj

[Arvid]

Navijači West Hama su prekucali ovo na twitteru, pričam sa starim i vidim lik Grahama Pottera u njegovoj faci.

[Saurman]

Ako ne može praviti razliku protiv Burnelya onda ne znam protiv koga možeš.

[baboedindzeko09]

Navijači West Hama su prekucali ovo na twitteru, pričam sa starim i vidim lik Grahama Pottera u njegovoj faci.

[Quartararo]

Ako ne može praviti razliku protiv Burnelya onda ne znam protiv koga možeš.

150 milki.

[Arvid]

Navijači West Hama su prekucali ovo na twitteru, pričam sa starim i vidim lik Grahama Pottera u njegovoj faci.

[LiverpoolREDS]

Ako ne može praviti razliku protiv Burnelya onda ne znam protiv koga možeš.

Legendo sta pokusavas,puno je jest i eto sta sad.Hoces nas pustit na miru sad .Puno je, ne vrijedi vise od 10mil.Sve si upravu a znamo ko je u pravu sta dobije

[Sarsfield]

Arteta doktorski zatvorio Port Vale. Domaćini nisu šanse poštene stvorili.

[fukara87]

Neka se topnici bave statistikama igraca a mi cemo osvajat trofeje

[JayCatwright]

Arteta doktorski zatvorio Port Vale. Domaćini nisu šanse poštene stvorili.

Čestitke, Arteta se fkt pametno posvetio jedinom takmičenju koje ima šanse osvojiti.

[Sarsfield]

Rutinski, domaćin potopljen i unakažen.

A na takmičenje u Carabao kupu gledam kao i na svako drugo takmičenje s obzirom na timove koji učestvuju, drugi par čarapa je to što ovaj kup ne nosi neko yebačko ime, pa da time zadovolji vaše pe.derske apetite.
Nijedno nije lagano za osvojiti, s tim da će nama šanse drastično porasti ukoliko se u finalu sretnemo sa Liverpulom.

[JayCatwright]

tako je brate, poznati ste kao ekipa sa fantastičnim mentalitetom koja olako dobija sve finalne utakmice, posljednja ste ekipa protiv koje bih volio da Liverpool igra finale

[Sarsfield]

Naša labilnost u odlučujućim momentima me i stavila u poziciju da priželjkujem upravo Liverpul, evocirajuci Slippy G memories, te tu vidim našu najveću šansu.

[VivaLaStella]

hear me out

ALRIGHT LADS. LISTEN. AND LISTEN GOOD.

IVE BEEN STARING AT THE CEILING since the grimsby game. i can still see mbeumo's penalty sailing over the bar and into some bloke's fish and chips in cleethorpes. TWELVE-ELEVEN ON PENS. TO A LEAGUE TWO SIDE THAT PLAYED AN ILLEGAL PLAYER AND THE CLUB WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO EVEN APPEAL.

we are in the abyss.

everyone is screaming about amorim's tactics. about sesko not getting service. about cunha having to drop to the halfway line just to touch the ball. YOU'RE ALL LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE. the problem isnt the shiny new £200m attack. the problem is the gaping, soul-sucking black hole behind them we call a midfield. case sits in the middle looking at his champions league medals and remembering what happiness felt like. ugarte just runs around like a bluebottle trapped in a jar.

i've crunched the numbers. i've consulted the runes. i have the answer.


KALVIN. PHILLIPS.



STOP LAUGHING. YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THIS TRUTH.

think about it. THINK. your brain is small and smooth so i will help you.

1. HE IS IMMUNE TO PAIN AND HUMILIATION: this man survived pep's tactical prison, got sent to Moyes-ball, then had a character-building loan at Ipswich. he is currently back at city, wearing the number 44 shirt because they gave his real number away. do you think losing to GRIMSBY would faze him?? it would be a light afternoon stroll. he is spiritually ready. he has seen the darkness. he IS the darkness.

2. THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY: he is leeds through and through. he despises us with every fibre of his being. GOOD. we need that. we need someone who will play with the self-loathing passion of a man trying to atone for the ultimate betrayal. every tackle will be an act of furious confession. he will get a yellow card in the tunnel just to feel something again.

3. TACTICAL GENIUS (the simple kind): Forget 3-4-2-1. forget 'inverting the pyramid'. our midfield needs one thing: A MAN. A DUDE. someone who will just STAND THERE. Kalvin can do that. he is the perfect human shield for our defence. he will win the ball back through sheer awkwardness and just give it to bruno. this frees up cunha and mbeumo to actually play football instead of tracking back to our own corner flag. it is so simple its brilliant.

4. HE'S LITERALLY FREE: city will drive him to carrington themselves. they might even throw in a meal deal. INEOS are supposed to be smart money?? this is the smartest money. its no money. we can use the cash we save to pay off whoever is responsible for our set-piece defending.

stop crying about missing out on baleba or whoever the latest youtube highlights merchant is. the answer is a forgotten man. a broken man. a man from leeds. it is the most beautifully deranged, perfectly on-brand signing this club could possibly make.

it's time to fight fire with fire. the club is a joke so lets sign a punchline.

[wadethegreat]

[superFrankie]